I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
YAS. BRING CRAB.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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