Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Randomize
