so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
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I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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