take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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