whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I puked a lego.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
