he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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