she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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