We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
