ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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