She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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