i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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