You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Randomize
