Kiss
Puke
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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