direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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