He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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