I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I want to make a zoo with you.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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