Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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