just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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