I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Randomize
