I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Randomize