how can u be prego again
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
