She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
What a dumb baby whore.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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