it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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