I like to think it a success when the cops are called
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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