Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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