This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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