Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
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Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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