God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
