I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
i need to put some appletini on your dick
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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