WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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