I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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