Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
my sisters under your porch take her home
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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