her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
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i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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