brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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