i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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