hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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