problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I stole a fireplace last night.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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