i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
