I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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