just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
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Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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