Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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