How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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