yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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