Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Bring me that man meat
We're too hungover to prance.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
