he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
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Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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