And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
