So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Randomize
