big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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