sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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