On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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