The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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