Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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