I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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