xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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