I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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