love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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