some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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