Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
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