it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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